Saturday, December 31, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Window error messages
1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to
quit.
4) Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want
to play another game?
9) Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive
now? (Y/Y)"
10) This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the
world. Please log off."
11) To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not
responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and
press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C?
(Y/N)
15) File not found. Should fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one?
(Y/N)
19) WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL
& PAPER.SYS)
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it?
(Y/N)"
22) Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is
Past Due...
23) If you are an artist, you should know that Bill
Gates owns you
and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel
nice to have
security?
24) Required Government Warning: After we got caught
in cahoots
with the hardware manufacturers for trying to
needlessly fill
your hard drives, the following message is now
required as you
save your files in Word.
"Word has detected that you don't wish to save
your text file
as a lumpy and space wasting .doc format filled
with potential
viruses. Would you like to save your old
outdated ascii file
as a Word file anyway?"
25) Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen
software titles
have been deleted. The police are on the way.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to
quit.
4) Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want
to play another game?
9) Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive
now? (Y/Y)"
10) This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the
world. Please log off."
11) To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not
responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and
press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C?
(Y/N)
15) File not found. Should fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one?
(Y/N)
19) WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL
& PAPER.SYS)
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it?
(Y/N)"
22) Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is
Past Due...
23) If you are an artist, you should know that Bill
Gates owns you
and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel
nice to have
security?
24) Required Government Warning: After we got caught
in cahoots
with the hardware manufacturers for trying to
needlessly fill
your hard drives, the following message is now
required as you
save your files in Word.
"Word has detected that you don't wish to save
your text file
as a lumpy and space wasting .doc format filled
with potential
viruses. Would you like to save your old
outdated ascii file
as a Word file anyway?"
25) Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen
software titles
have been deleted. The police are on the way.
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