Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel ...

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer : "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer : "white"

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer : "With cow milk please.

Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer : "With sugar"

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer : "Cane sugar "

Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst

Body Language (18+)

LOVE YOUR MOTHER

M = Motivater
O = Only One
T = True LOVE
H = Heartiest
E = Exceptional
R = Responsible


LOVE YOUR MOTHER

Six Golden Rules

Six golden Rules for F***ing.....

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.




2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.




3. F***ing refreshes you.




4. After F***ing dont eat too much; go for more liquids.




5. Try to do f***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.




6. F***ing can even reduce your cholestrol level.















So, Remember ...
















FASTING is good for your health. May God cleanse your Dirty Mind !!!

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